Tuesday, July 26, 2011

A Notice to People Who Visit My Home

A Notice to People Who Visit My Home:
(a weak attempt at humor)
Altered from a post found on Vizslaforum
Two Vizslas live here...you don't.

If you don't want Vizsla red hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

Yes, they have some disgusting habits. So do I, and so do you. What's your point?

Of course they smell a little like dogs.

It's Bailey's nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his.

I like them a lot better than I like most people.

To you, Bailey and Chloe are dogs. To me they are an adopted son and daughter, who are red, short-haired, walk on all fours,
don't speak clearly, and don't care for cats.
 I have no problem with any of these things.

Vizslas don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train than kids, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes,

 don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant you can sell the puppies !!

1 comment:

julie said...

Love it Rod!!! My thoughts exactly. Love me, love my dogs. But I must add, you get enough Vizsla's together and THEY DO PARTY! Julie